We promise our STEM toys will never teach your child the humanities [Satire]

My new creative / satire piece up at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

“But what if they want to grow up to be a writer, artist, lawyer, therapist, or—dear god—a teacher? Not on our watch. Our new line of toys will keep your little Musks from falling into the hands of Big History and Social Work.”

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